liveblogging ME3 demo thoughts
spoilers under the cut! basically all of my inane comments as they arise
explanation: my shep is a spacer/sole survivor/vanguard/whatever, saved kaidan and has been pining for him ever since (at the moments when he’s not pining for miranda’s cold, heartless, unrelenting self or banging jack) bali will probably be the only one who cares about most of these or understands them oops
- oh wow look at those new uniforms
i mean damn colin look at you
you’re not even a commander anymore and you look really fine. good work mister. i’m proud of ya - oh anderson!!!!!! honey you look good too
- James Vega: Obviously On Steroids
also his trapezius looks like it’s trying to choke him and his face looks like a gorilla’s ass
“let’s break up our diverse cast of characters in order to put in a new white human male quarterback marine. ~nobody’s ever done that before~” - ””“Major Alenko”“” oh baby you’re lookin good
my Survivor’s Guilt ship shall sail yet - oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo husks
are those batarian husks are th— they’re called Cannibals oh oh noooo - jesus this is really intense those reapers are huge oh no oh noooo
- thank you for beating me over the head with the “YOU CAN’T SAVE EVERYONE” tragic theme, thank you for the ugly tears IN THE FIRST LEG OF THE DEMO
- oh yep they shared a look, kaidan and colin are totally gonna bang
- oh something about a civil ware are we gonna see a lady k— WREX WREEEEEEEEEEX WREX MY BABY
- GARRUS MY BABY
- BABIES
- this is awkward……. wrex please honey you’re making a scene…..
- well at least the skills system is now pretty cool, and probably more objectively useful depending on playstyle. for once I’m playing as a Vanguard rather than an Infiltrator and I really like the skills they’ve given to that class. the PC controls also aren’t as clunky as I’d imagined they would be so that’s good
- omg mordin omg kirrahe LADY KROGAN I CALLED it
- wow that was a tough fucking fight good gravy
