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Slimm: or should i say
Slimm: a shapely schlong
Slimm: a comely cock
Slimm: a pretty peen
W☭DKA: gnldsg
Slimm: a marvelous manhood
W☭DKA: sdng
DUCK|E: slim please
Slimm: a wonderful wiener
DUCK|E: desirable dick? idk
DUCK|E: i think now that slade needs to have that written as a tramp stamp
W☭DKA: FIRMLY GRAS P I T
DUCK|E: so that hank gets to see it
Slimm: slade should get a tramp stamp that says "firmly grasp it"
W☭DKA: "firmly grasp it" another great tramp stamp
Slimm: V
Slimm: VVVVVVVVVVVVV
W☭DKA: V

oh no i think ship this

it’s probably the crackiest ship that has ever sailed, because they’re on opposite teams and also hank is Totally Not Gay, and also may or may not harbor a few layers of semi-contrived hatred for Cyrus because Cyrus associates with That Goddamn Nazi Bastard

but they’re both Catholic and Cyrus has indeed saved Hank’s life before, and is probably one of the only BLUs that Hank has potential to really truly canonically not hate, so natch we like to think about them rubbing beards (and other things too)

(and then subsequently going to Confession about the whole thing)

oh no talking about my character relationships, ah……..!! gomen…….!!!

You really are and it’s not fair because I’m packing so I can’t doodle anything up too ;3; Hank can get fairly mushy fyi though he struggles with not wanting to treat other men ‘like a woman’ so he’s not always sure what he should do. Flowers?

cyrus would love flowers and chocolates and dates and holding hands and all that other mushy Stuff You Do For Girls. he’s actually fairly easy to please as long as he’s getting affection and feels secure so

jeez this is worse than sugoi HTTYD dragons

i know you want to vomit over this kind of thing, but do take into account that i’m rping porn ( “porn” ) with you in another window with our ship, so let me have my beard romance txen!!!!!

digitalduckie:

Wet and dry!

Done and done!

I am a carrot top herp.

WOW MY MOM IS SO ATTRACTIVE

digitalduckie:

>receive new tablet for Christmas

>about one week left until potential artist alley at a con

>spend the night idling in TF2 and coloring Slim’s art because I like coloring other peoples’ lines way more than my own

i don’t know why duckie had to color this shitty doodle of a terrible kiss which I ship but she did and I drew it so here it is!!!!!!

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S\^/AG DUCK|E holds slim close
S\^/AG DUCK|E whispers in his ear
Sveltte snuggles mom
S\^/AG DUCK|E: 'moist'
Sveltte: FUCK

digitalduckie:

You guys. I win the Duane cosplay contest. Everyone else can go the fuck home.

SHRIEKING CRYING MY MOM IS SO COOL YOU GUYS

comradewodka:

It took me long enough, but here you go, sis!

(And I don’t ONLY mean that it took me months to draw this. I’ve been a fan of TF2 how long and I never drew scout before this? Tch.)

TXEN ART TXEN ART TXEN ART

you’re doing it wrong mom

Svelte: also duckie gurl
Svelte: I think the phrase you want is
Svelte: “jacked my swag”
Svelte: not
Svelte: “stole my style”
DUCK|E: lol
DUCK|E: whatev. i’m old and uncool
Svelte: you sound so white when you say it like that

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