it’s probably the crackiest ship that has ever sailed, because they’re on opposite teams and also hank is Totally Not Gay, and also may or may not harbor a few layers of semi-contrived hatred for Cyrus because Cyrus associates with That Goddamn Nazi Bastard
but they’re both Catholic and Cyrus has indeed saved Hank’s life before, and is probably one of the only BLUs that Hank has potential to really truly canonically not hate, so natch we like to think about them rubbing beards (and other things too)
(and then subsequently going to Confession about the whole thing)
oh no talking about my character relationships, ah……..!! gomen…….!!!
You really are and it’s not fair because I’m packing so I can’t doodle anything up too ;3; Hank can get fairly mushy fyi though he struggles with not wanting to treat other men ‘like a woman’ so he’s not always sure what he should do. Flowers?
cyrus would love flowers and chocolates and dates and holding hands and all that other mushy Stuff You Do For Girls. he’s actually fairly easy to please as long as he’s getting affection and feels secure so
Svelte: also duckie gurl Svelte: I think the phrase you want is Svelte: “jacked my swag” Svelte: not Svelte: “stole my style” DUCK|E: lol DUCK|E: whatev. i’m old and uncool Svelte: you sound so white when you say it like that