kingfatcat:

My glasses! I can’t purify without my glasses!

T O B I

337 notes #not my art #off (game) #the batter #oh my god

i agreed to talk to a dude on skype because he seemed pretty cool and now

  • his username is “italian_stallion1337”
  • he asked me “you’re not the type of bisexual that needs to be in a relationship with both a guy and a girl at the same time are you”
  • he told me to stop biting my nails so i flipped him off and he was like “you don’t like being told what to do?” “no” “what!”
  • he generally just keeps telling me to stop doing things like touch my face and bite my nails and then flirting with me when i dislike it
  • he also said the words “i’m more mature than most guys”

i’m gonna shit

8 notes #oh my god #dumb shit #okc

strippershinji:

Before you say that i am stoling this castle I want to explain you a thing

image

822 notes #dawnofthedishes #game of thrones #oh my god

fuckyeahjokeredi:

considering how eager she was to mention shep and tali gettin it on.. i’m sure she would have trouble keeping her mouth shut about being a proud robot gf

submitted by rammusface!

1071 notes #oh my god #makani stop i ship this harder every time you draw them #jedi #joker #edi #submission

electriicl0ve:

mercerism:

this is what they play in the elevator when you descend into hell

I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD

92155 notes #dumb shit #i'm glad this is a meme #oh my god #text post #laughing so hard i'm shrieking