All the horror fiction I’ve been listening to plus recent “Link and Ganon as friends” things people have been drawing made me imagine some kinda Sam McGee AU where Link tries to cremate a defeated Ganondorf’s body out of respect and comes back to find a big creepy pig monster by the fire telling him not to let all the warm air out.

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
      By the Gorons who moil for gold;
The mountain trails have their secret tales
      That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
      But the queerest of them is dwarfed
By that night in the wake of Zora’s Lake
      I cremated Ganondorf.

And there sat Gan, looking cool as he can, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left the sands of my desert land, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”

milly’s favorite sport is spoiling themself and it makes it impossible to try to watch shows or play videogames with them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

the next time a teacher spontaneously touches me i’m going to set myself on fire



life is hard .-.

(help me)


The issue is that if society classes you as female, you have to abandon all femininity to be andro enough. In a society where “male” is the default, there is a lot more room for masculinity displayed by androgynous people classed as “male” than for androgynous people classed as “female” and this has been my struggle. I enjoy wearing makeup, but can’t really get away with it if I wish to aspire to androgyny. As someone who is genderqueer, I have about as much desire to be overtly masculine as I do to be overtly feminine, but my simple jeans and t-shirts aren’t enough if I want to be truly androgynous. In order to be that which is genderless, I have to be more masculine. Doesn’t that sound a bit hypocritical?


For The New Yorker’s movie review of Pacific Rim! Had a lot of fun with this piece. I’ll be seeing Pacific Rim Toku Sentai this week. My inner 12 year old is flipping out. Can’t wait!

Check out the article here!


catching up on season 3

i’m on like episode two and the only thing i have to say is that every time joff talks about murder he looks like he’s going to jizz his pants and i’s the funniest shit in the entire world


“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”