All the horror fiction I’ve been listening to plus recent “Link and Ganon as friends” things people have been drawing made me imagine some kinda Sam McGee AU where Link tries to cremate a defeated Ganondorf’s body out of respect and comes back to find a big creepy pig monster by the fire telling him not to let all the warm air out.There are strange things done in the midnight sunBy the Gorons who moil for gold;The mountain trails have their secret talesThat would make your blood run cold;The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,But the queerest of them is dwarfedBy that night in the wake of Zora’s LakeI cremated Ganondorf.
And there sat Gan, looking cool as he can, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left the sands of my desert land, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”
milly’s favorite sport is spoiling themself and it makes it impossible to try to watch shows or play videogames with them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
the next time a teacher spontaneously touches me i’m going to set myself on fire
WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE JUST MAKE HANDSOME BROWN CHARACTERS!!! GOD!!!!!
i’m on like episode two and the only thing i have to say is that every time joff talks about murder he looks like he’s going to jizz his pants and i’s the funniest shit in the entire world
“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”