Apr 08, 2013

this is the life i've chosen

  • Slimm:my sexual frustration over fiction is so much more intense than my actual sexual frustration over my real sex life
  • Txen:shout out the window
  • Txen:IM COCKBLOCKED BY FICTIONAL MEN

3 notes #dumb shit #things i have actually said #things txen has actually said

Jul 16, 2012

"SCORE ONE FOR SATAN"

  • DUCK|E:i think now that slade needs to have that written as a tramp stamp
  • W☭DKA:FIRMLY GRAS P I T
  • DUCK|E:so that hank gets to see it
  • Slimm:slade should get a tramp stamp that says "firmly grasp it"
  • W☭DKA:"firmly grasp it" another great tramp stamp
  • Slimm:V
  • Slimm:VVVVVVVVVVVVV
  • W☭DKA:V

2 notes #maggotry #slade #failgineer #firmly grasp it #score one for satan #things i have actually said #things txen has actually said #duckie #txen

Jul 03, 2012

wanna fight about it

  • Slimm:what would happen if i showered with axe and then wore old spice cologne
  • Slimm:is that like crossing the streams or mixing coke and pepsi
  • Slimm:will i die
  • W☭DKA:yes
  • W☭DKA:horrifically
  • W☭DKA:you might even take the human race with you
  • Slimm:oh no :(

2 notes #yes i bought axe shower gel i want to smell like a teenage douchebag #try not to laugh yourself into a coma!!!!!! #maggotry #things txen has actually said #dumb shit

Feb 29, 2012

think about it pt. 2

  • txen:like not because ~I'm a creepy fan~ but just because there's like no celebrity I usually am able to THINK that about
  • txen:nph maybe except the only thing i imagine that mouth doing is singing..... so sweetly
  • Slim:LMAO
  • Slim:kissing his children
  • Slim:that sort of thing
  • txen:KISSING HIS CHILDREN
  • Slim:nph has a wholesome mouth
  • txen:SO WHOLESOME

3 notes #nph has a wholesome mouth #dumb shit #text post #nph #maggotry #txen #things txen has actually said #things i have actually said #gay celebrities

Feb 29, 2012

gay celebrities might be having sex right now in real life

  • Txen:I KNOW JUST YOU SET ME OFF A--- oh god he might actually suck dicks if he wants too
  • Txen:oh
  • Slim:right?
  • Slim:think about that one.
  • Txent:THAT IS A THING TO BE THINKING ABOUT
  • Slim:boy howdy it sure is
  • Slim:like not even in a slashy way like
  • Slim:for reals he might suck dicks
  • Slim:he might be sucking a dick right now
  • Txen:holy shit
  • Slim:totally consensual, having a good time and all that
  • Slim:in real life
  • Txen:/damn/
  • Slim:think about it.

6 notes #think about it #dumb shit #text post #maggotry #things i have actually said #things txen has actually said

Feb 15, 2012

discussing names for txen's HTTYD Tegaki RP character

  • Slimm:just name her slab squatthrust and be done with it
  • W☭DKA:fnsnfsjknf
  • W☭DKA:dnsknfs
  • W☭DKA:beefmeat slabsteak
  • Slimm:rip steakface
  • pisswater:lmfao
  • ◉︵◉:buff mclargehuge
  • pisswater:LOLOLOL
  • Slimm:splint chesthair
  • ◉︵◉:hunk mcdrinklots
  • Slimm:bob johnson
  • ◉︵◉:LOL
  • W☭DKA:SHHH YOURE DISTRACTING ME
  • Slimm:stump chunkman

7 notes #the apps disappoint me because of how many people passed up the chance to make great viking names #of which txen made many #including but not limited to #grumbleweed #junkrip #jargunk #honkslab #earwax #honkslab #httyd #how to train your dragon #tegaki #MST3K #things i have actually said #things txen has actually said #maggotry

Feb 10, 2012

we title all our pastebin rp logs as "don't read this it's gay [......]"

  • Slimm:http://i.imgur.com/dHmUB.png nooooo
  • Slimm:i was showing this log to smote and nooooooooooo
  • W☭DKA:lmfao
  • W☭DKA:PASTEBIN
  • W☭DKA:WHY ARE YOU SO
  • Slimm:i wonder if there are people who trawl pastebin and who are wondering who quentin and cyrus are
  • W☭DKA:CONTRARY
  • Slimm:and are hoping for more updates to the "don't read this" saga
  • W☭DKA:WHY DO YOU LOVE GAY SO MUCH
  • W☭DKA:yes slim yes this
  • W☭DKA:is the reality i choose to believe
  • W☭DKA:this is a good headcanon for pastebin
  • Slimm:"WHAT IS HAPPENING"
  • Slimm:"DON'T LEAVE US HANGING, "GUEST". NOOO"
  • Slimm:and you and I are like "no pastebin we told you not to read it nooooo"

4 notes #haha we're kidding ourselves #people probably click it and then don't actually read it #dumb shit #text post #things txen has actually said #things i have actually said #maggotry #pastebin

Dec 11, 2011

the entire mass effect fandom

  • W☭DKA:i want more mass effect
  • W☭DKA:wheres number three its coming out soon right?
  • W☭DKA:like tomorrow
  • W☭DKA:right
  • W☭DKA:yes
  • W☭DKA:it shall come out tomorrow

3 notes #things txen has actually said #txen #maggotry #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3