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comradewodka:

do you ever think about how weird eyebrows actually are

like just this tiny patch of hair on our faces, even though we’re not a very hairy species

if it was to keep us warm we’d just still have hairy faces like monkeys

but no

these weirdass little hair spots had to have evolved pretty much solely to help us emote

to the point that we draw eyebrows on things that don’t have eyebrows, just to make them emote more clearly in cartoons

which is important to a social and intelligent species like ours where cooperation and communication make up for our lack of natural defenses, dont get me wrong

but as far as things go from an evolutionary standpoint it sure is a strange set of priorities.

claws? nah. lets dab some hairy bits right above their eyes

think on this:

somewhere along the line

humans who didnt have rad enough eyebrows DIED

and humans who did, LIVED

amazing

#slims giving me a contact high or something

this is also the kind of thing i would think about while high

Txen: ngl i pray for the day
Txen: when you're in a position of power over young minds
slimm: omfghbvlksdfkhg
Txen: and you just squint really hard at their art that they're baring to you, heart and soul
Txen: and lean in and rub your chin
Txen: and be like
slimm: "this is wonderful, truly. you're really pushing yourself here. but have you-- and hear me out on this-- have you considered adding lesbians?"
Txen: ^that
Txen: girls girls girls xxx
slimm: <3<3<3yuris<3<3<3
Slimm: my sexual frustration over fiction is so much more intense than my actual sexual frustration over my real sex life
Txen: shout out the window
Txen: IM COCKBLOCKED BY FICTIONAL MEN
DUCK|E: i think now that slade needs to have that written as a tramp stamp
W☭DKA: FIRMLY GRAS P I T
DUCK|E: so that hank gets to see it
Slimm: slade should get a tramp stamp that says "firmly grasp it"
W☭DKA: "firmly grasp it" another great tramp stamp
Slimm: V
Slimm: VVVVVVVVVVVVV
W☭DKA: V
Slimm: what would happen if i showered with axe and then wore old spice cologne
Slimm: is that like crossing the streams or mixing coke and pepsi
Slimm: will i die
W☭DKA: yes
W☭DKA: horrifically
W☭DKA: you might even take the human race with you
Slimm: oh no :(
Slim: blows a kiss
Txen: eats it
Txen: gobbles it up
txen: like not because ~I'm a creepy fan~ but just because there's like no celebrity I usually am able to THINK that about
txen: nph maybe except the only thing i imagine that mouth doing is singing..... so sweetly
Slim: LMAO
Slim: kissing his children
Slim: that sort of thing
txen: KISSING HIS CHILDREN
Slim: nph has a wholesome mouth
txen: SO WHOLESOME
Txen: I KNOW JUST YOU SET ME OFF A--- oh god he might actually suck dicks if he wants too
Txen: oh
Slim: right?
Slim: think about that one.
Txent: THAT IS A THING TO BE THINKING ABOUT
Slim: boy howdy it sure is
Slim: like not even in a slashy way like
Slim: for reals he might suck dicks
Slim: he might be sucking a dick right now
Txen: holy shit
Slim: totally consensual, having a good time and all that
Slim: in real life
Txen: /damn/
Slim: think about it.
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